Why did they give bro that speaker icon irl?
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After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can’t reproduce and I made a ton of money. It’s a shame I didn’t get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.
What a ride.
Okay, but the image idea for those NFTs is fantastic. Smithers would be so into that.
I’m going for mine next week. Can’t wait!
No more happy little accidents?
No woman shall have my seed!
I hope the username won’t check out btw
Oh my god, I’ve been reading “I’m going for nine”. Nine what? Children? Get a cone of shame you maniac!
Except that after about 48 hours or so, it’s on… gotta flush those pipes… I was told 30 ejaculations before I needed to go in and provide a sample to verify sterility.
A vasectomy has no effect on your penis and you actually have to ejaculate as much as possible over the following 3 months to clear all the semen out of your system.
