Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 13 days agoGenies hate this one simple trickmessage-squaremessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1781arrow-down112
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minus-squareofficermike@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·12 days agoMonkey’s paw genie: you physically can’t verbalize that you have 3 wishes left when you only have 2.
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·12 days agoI can pee in any urinal I want, thanks to all the spiritual work I did. Pooping in a urinal is still hard when someone is around, though.
minus-squarettyybb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 days agoMost monkeys paw answer are “granted, X bad thing happens” “real” monkeys paw would grant it in some twisted way
Monkey’s paw genie: you physically can’t verbalize that you have 3 wishes left when you only have 2.
I have 4
THERE ARE FOUR WISHES!
I can pee in any urinal I want, thanks to all the spiritual work I did. Pooping in a urinal is still hard when someone is around, though.
Most monkeys paw answer are “granted, X bad thing happens” “real” monkeys paw would grant it in some twisted way