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… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well
2·9 months agoNot that accent
Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.
Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”
Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!
2·9 months agoWe switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)
… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans
Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!
What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.
Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself
2·10 months agoYea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it
Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember
Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!
Mmm Junk Bonds and Junk Food
51·10 months agoHey man, that’s damn hurtful
He does, and also, didn’t we get you already?
This hurts more than it should
“Imagine”