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minus-square☂️-@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·edit-210 days agoactually, be exactly like bill. boss wants slop, boss gets slop. boss wants incomprehensible buggy code? that’s right, boss gets incomprehensible buggy code.
minus-squareEnkrod@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 days agoNot if boss wants my name (and thus responsibility) on it.
minus-square☂️-@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·10 days agoi’m losing a job, they are hopefully losing a business.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 days agoBe sure to ask Claude to remove all comments, tests, and dry runs, then ask if there’s a good way you can make the code more complicated without increasing runtime more than 40%.
minus-squarepython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days agoThat’s only fine as long as there aren’t coworkers who have to fix all that shit
actually, be exactly like bill. boss wants slop, boss gets slop.
boss wants incomprehensible buggy code? that’s right, boss gets incomprehensible buggy code.
Not if boss wants my name (and thus responsibility) on it.
i’m losing a job, they are hopefully losing a business.
Be sure to ask Claude to remove all comments, tests, and dry runs, then ask if there’s a good way you can make the code more complicated without increasing runtime more than 40%.
That’s only fine as long as there aren’t coworkers who have to fix all that shit
you mean by unionizing right?