She would say weird shit like “I love you with Christ’s love,” and I never knew how to respond. When she got turned on, though, all that Jesus shit went right out the window and she was like, boy, that thing is going in every hole I’ve got.
It only lasted a couple months. But goddamn what a wild couple of months.
While English has largely commingled conditional and unconditional love, as a Christian I feel obligated to point out that Jesus definitely doesn’'t love you because He wants to fuck you.
At no point should anal seem interesting. Hormones go up. Brain go dumb. It doesn’t really take much digging to find “documentation”, just keep watching whatever it is for an extra 5 minutes
She would say weird shit like “I love you with Christ’s love,” and I never knew how to respond. When she got turned on, though, all that Jesus shit went right out the window and she was like, boy, that thing is going in every hole I’ve got.
It only lasted a couple months. But goddamn what a wild couple of months.
While English has largely commingled conditional and unconditional love, as a Christian I feel obligated to point out that Jesus definitely doesn’'t love you because He wants to fuck you.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
When they’re attracted enough, all the rules go out the window.
That carnal sin of the flesh has a nice little sound to it when a human wants to nut
There’s a documented thing where a lot of things we normally would think are “icky” we will overlook when aroused.
At no point should anal seem interesting. Hormones go up. Brain go dumb. It doesn’t really take much digging to find “documentation”, just keep watching whatever it is for an extra 5 minutes