What a power move. Now he gets a paid day off.
John’s playing 4D chess
He’ll be the next US president, but for that he’ll have to actually destroy everything he touches, not just make threats to do it.
I’m going to destroy the servers and db then murder the janitor with a hammer.
Oops *deploy
Please take a vacation!
He has a family. 🙏🏽What’s the point of deploying a janitor with a hammer when the servers are already destroyed? Smh my head.
Claude run destroy production script.
Brb baws imma just do a quick lil
ddcommand in prd🙏🙏🙏🙏
du* - applogies hehe
Oh yeah baby, destroy my backend!
rm -rf /*
Oops sorry
rm -rf ./*Just a typo mb
Please take a the day off 🙏, please 🙏!
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Some people try to work the weekend or weird hours, even when no one asked them to.
And a deploy by someone you don’t trust to deploy on the weekend would be a concerning situation
Especially someone who typos.
Because if you are about to destroy the db and you dont pick up the calls, you give him the day, so he wont do it. Thats what I get.
This is typical tech timeline too. Everything is so rushed that shit literally happen in minutes.
It’ll never not be hilarious how anyone could be so polite in a scenario like this.
Kinda feel bad for them tbh.
