10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours
Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala
The final say
The Rich
Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.
My victims
I love this answer hahaha
whoa hol’up
A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald’s Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it’s better to go than to stay.
And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken
I’ll be dead the next day, so I’d say just give the meal to some homeless person.
This is wholesome! Good on you.
He’s on death row… So maybe he’s not that wholesome.
Haha yeah but why is he on death row?
Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.
That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.
The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me
My accuser.
A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side
Freedom. Check mate.
Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.
Pees and wiped cream, this convict knows how to go out on a high note!
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Arsenic.
Everlasting gobstopper
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Upwards of 1000mg thc in edibles. Unless I’m on death row in the deep south, they probably can’t get gumbo good enough for my last meal >_>
