I’m pretty sure if you could speak cat, it’d be yelling “How dare you do this to me!”
“You betrayed me, Human!”
A play in four cats
“Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth”
If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.
O this smells nice.
Chomp
Christ on a stick!
Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!
Not a plant, but definitely ick. Username half checks out ;-)
Hey, I’ve seen this one… hahahahahha
It’s a classic!
Cat News Anchor: This just in… soap is not food. Film at 11.
Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.
10/10, no notes.
The kitten dragged one of the thin used bars out of the bathtub into the hallway so now all the soap is in the bathroom closet!
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