I generally make food I’ll like, or if it’s a new recipe, a small batch. I can eat a small batch! Or give it to my husband lol.

If out to eat, I’ll stick to things that I’ll enjoy. If even that is bad, eat what I can then be annoyed later at myself or at the restaurant. I could complain, but doing that would make my brain explode.

If I burnt something, salvage what I can, feed family with that, and eat prepackaged stuff for myself. It’s not their fault I fucked up the food, so they should eat first.

Oooo BIG stretch!!

Insects terrify the absolute sanity outta me. Then I feel bad about having killed a usually beneficial bug.

Except the spotted lanternflies. Screw them.

Lemme reskin all my gear! I will be the prettiest princess and the smashiest one as well!

Cat lives to tower over horses lmao

No, you should be playing Stardew Valley though!

I love them! I love them all!!

She prefers a nice chicken or turkey, but I doubt she’d refuse a shrimp or two! Chopped up finely for her, of course.

They’re super cute toesies!

Those things get everywhere! Have one, and now spawn and stick around! I’m still finding my old ones and I haven’t used them for twenty years and throw them out when I find them!

You’ll have to come pick up the snow quick, because it’s going to turn to sleet mush some time today lol!

You can have all the snow we’re getting right now if you’d like! So much snow!

I don’t know the coding bits at all, but I really like the TL;DR! Is it a reference to the Jean Shepherd book?

Preschool. Power going out but the fan still ran (inertia was unknown to preschoolers). Hitting the kid in the stomach that had stomach issues because he was tormenting me and knew we weren’t allowed to hurt him. Not being allowed and being unable to are not the same thing. I got in trouble but he wasn’t mean after that.

Ooo such a belly!!

Oooo such a cute little tongue!

The side eye is killer! How dare the human move at all! So rude!!

I believe I was with my husband then. Depends on time of year. I was with him, but not living with him until like February of that year. Cause December 07 is the anniversary things. So 20 years soon.

I was working then which was nice. Wish I could again.

My father had us driving when we were little by putting us on his lap and ‘driving’ with the wheel while he controlled the speed (we did this in empty parking lots). It was comforting.

Mother was the type to grab the ceiling handles or try and smash the breaks on the passenger side.

Simmer is just below bubbles I was taught! I made chicken stock from bones, used my thermometer that was calibrated so I know was working, also got around 204 and the surface just sort of glistens. No bubbles on the surface though!