Tight to the ceiling and Might grow to the ceiling here!

Doesn’t need a turn! Cats spines are like a rope! Wiggly furry snake!

Uppermost leg and far right leg are the back legs, with the tail inbetween. Imagine the back half of the cat is on its back, stomach up.

The rest of the cat is rotated towards the camera. One arm slung over the belly, other arm splayed out in front. If the arm over its belly was instead next to the uppermost leg, cat would just be fully in its back!

Isn’t it part of meeting a new cat, is figuring out what weird random way they like to be pet? It’s so fun! They all love different things!

I have an identical mirror twin! They’re six inches shorter than me!

My twin had to tell them to stop calling because universal donor it was just so so often, even when twin was too low iron they still called.

Male calicos are in the “you really sure that’s a male cat or a calico cat cause it’s that rare better check again”…rareness

I generally make food I’ll like, or if it’s a new recipe, a small batch. I can eat a small batch! Or give it to my husband lol.

If out to eat, I’ll stick to things that I’ll enjoy. If even that is bad, eat what I can then be annoyed later at myself or at the restaurant. I could complain, but doing that would make my brain explode.

If I burnt something, salvage what I can, feed family with that, and eat prepackaged stuff for myself. It’s not their fault I fucked up the food, so they should eat first.

Oooo BIG stretch!!

Insects terrify the absolute sanity outta me. Then I feel bad about having killed a usually beneficial bug.

Except the spotted lanternflies. Screw them.

Lemme reskin all my gear! I will be the prettiest princess and the smashiest one as well!

Cat lives to tower over horses lmao

No, you should be playing Stardew Valley though!

I love them! I love them all!!

She prefers a nice chicken or turkey, but I doubt she’d refuse a shrimp or two! Chopped up finely for her, of course.

They’re super cute toesies!

Those things get everywhere! Have one, and now spawn and stick around! I’m still finding my old ones and I haven’t used them for twenty years and throw them out when I find them!

You’ll have to come pick up the snow quick, because it’s going to turn to sleet mush some time today lol!

You can have all the snow we’re getting right now if you’d like! So much snow!

I don’t know the coding bits at all, but I really like the TL;DR! Is it a reference to the Jean Shepherd book?