I was told all the things that could go wrong when I was a kid, and then my mother was all, why not have a kid, and I was just

“CAUSE IT’S A NIGHTMARE???” lol

Or just wait for your identical twin to buy a device that does six eggs at a time! It’s what I did.

This, however, makes way more than 6 eggs so it’s really good for when I need to make a bunch of deviled eggs, thanks!

I do because I mean to make chocolate chip banana bread, they get ripe, I turn away, oh FUCK they’re bad lmfao.

To be fair to the guy, the workers also did have walkies, but a different type. Also they were all wearing that vest toys r us use to wear. But I was a kid, and a short one!

It was also Christmas eve. The place was paaaaaaaaacked.

Oh yes they had a Toys R Us in times Square. We actually went there that year we visited dad. We all had walky talkies with us from his work so we’re using them. A guy comes up and asks where the bathroom is.

“No idea?”

“But you work here!”

“No I don’t? I’m a kid?”

“Oh. But the walky talky-”

“Oh, no. Family has them”

He grunted and left lmao.

Hiking the grand canyon was lovely. We sang we are climbing Jacob’s ladder while…hiking that portion of the trail. We were around six when we did this.

We visited dad at times Square while he worked on the nye ball drop, and got to see inside the the…command center. Small but neat.

I remember both family reunions, one on each side. One was in the middle of Montana and we drove over grandfather’s foot while using a little kid car thing. It stopped working and we popped the hood to figure out what was wrong like daddy did. The other was on long Island with so many people in a tiny house. Loved it. Warm and cozy.

Image of Scotty from Star Trek. Caption is saying “Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is only to give them what they need, not what they want.”

Oh no it’s stuck in my head now!

Only one I remember anymore is rosebud, lmao.

He paused long enough half way through people started to leave before resuming lmfao. It was the closer!

I watched this performed live. It was a delight!

“One cat is fine because they’re solitary creatures. Two cats is better because they are social creatures. The third cat is the watershed cat. Then you just keep having more cats” my mother, quoting I have no idea.

Ooo adorable babies!

Not just keep them warm! Children are considered like, part of the group that food must be cooked to higher temperatures to keep them safe, like the elderly and the immune compromised. So some foods suck ass when cooked like that! Or so my food manager safety quiz told me. Well it told me about the higher temps. It also told me about turtles carry salmonella and a lot about typhoid mary.

I played Black Desert for a time.

First problem was I couldn’t buy it. My bank refused to let me buy it. I had to go in, say yes that is my attempt, then they preapproved a third attempt. I did tell them to block it after that though, so no microtransactions.

Second, wow classes were like locked to a single sex which is weird. But oh well.

Then very very grindy.

But! Heeey absolutely beautiful even on my old shit computer. Loved that. Also loved exploring!

Little black cat crosses my path daily. Love her.

For board games, Betrayal at House on the Hill is a good one! Maybe also the Fury of Dracula board game.

When being flat, so before bed. I’m too busy in the shower trying to scrub down and the water sounds erase thought. Same with dishes. Human sounds erase thought in public. The bedroom is quiet. Too quiet.

Always a good option as well!

Pspsps is like how a cartoon calls a cat, from my American perspective. As a kid we called cats with a tsktsk sound, clicking tongue against the roof of the mouth behind the front top teeth, as you say. But I hear people use pspsps more now irl so it bled into reality.