I am not married to my husband for legal reasons. This means when he dies, his family could take everything and leave me with nothing as I’m “just the girlfriend”. Now, a will can help, but I dread what would happen because they still could fight it and it sucks. Being legally married basically shuts that down entirely.
My first thought was “ah, squished by a cat”
No, you’re allowed to bad mouth left turns at all times, they suck ass. We just ask you remember more exists than the shore and the north.
Also a sacrifice to the jersey devil wouldn’t be remiss, yah know.
Oh, then I’m defective because all I want to do is bake and nap with a cat. Are you sure I’m a terminator and not like…a cast off terminator that they sent back purely to get rid of me??
I only remembered ones name, and turns out he is gay (didn’t know that at the time, he had girlfriends) and is now married, living in nyc as some kind of banker type so good for him?
I am extremely uninterested in reading the future!
Also more importantly I can only count to four in German. So I suspect I might struggle with the book.
I think we just cut the food budget in a third so… that’s nice. Undetected? What are they going to do, calculate how much a single household should eat, then drag the three of us away when we aren’t eating the right amount?
Oh they might now. They’re horrible beings. Guess I’ll eat some when out to put on a show.
If I were world lord god or whatever, everyone would just be allowed to legally change it at 18, then once again whenever they want, in case. No trading if you used both yours on silly changes.
Everything. My brain holds onto grief like a dog holds onto a squeaky toy.
She adapted extremely quickly when she realized she could go under the blankets and sleep next to the human! A hot water bottle just for HER? Amazing, A+, thank you human we nap every day now understand? I agreed. We nap.
Yes! According to her previous owner, she was not tipped, she came home with the ear hanging off, shook it, and it flew off.
She was an outdoor cat, so my theory is, someone grabbed her to neuter her, saw she was neutered, and tipped her so she wouldn’t be grabbed again. Either way, she’s an indoor only cat now! She’s happy, indoor has extremely nice beds to be cozy in!
I’ve never used a dating app, but I like this photo of her! 
It’s miserable in this internet, we gotta go back!
I keep hoping Wildstar gets the City of Heroes like revival, just hoping so so much!
No no, neither of us is evil! We shared an imaginary evil triplet though. Easy to not know!
And yes, the kitten is smart. Except when she isn’t! She’s always a very good cat, the best at being a cat!
I am not her pet, I am her caretaker according to her. I’m here to make sure she’s happy, healthy, and cozy, in one of those orders. She likes me! I also know she likes anyone who will get her a treat.
Except my identical twin. My identical twin is very very scary, you see. So scary to little cats.
(The kitten is a dingus)
I accept my cats love me because I give them things they like.
I get to nap with a kitten, and the kitten gets a human water bottle.
It feels like it happens more often the more active I was during the day, and as a kid hooo man very physically active.
Surprisingly I’ve never had a cat that begs for human food. They’ll like it, but they’ll wait to be given it. The kitten has her own plate for treats and waits there if she really wants something. It doesn’t always work and she accepts that.
Luckily no, because legally we do not want to be married. It would make most stuff more difficult.
My husband is an ‘adult disabled since childhood’. If he marries anyone but another ‘adult disabled since childhood’ he loses all government benefits. Which he’s currently using to you know. Survive.
But given the way the governments going he might lose it anyway so maybe we’ll get married then before dying. Or something.