You can trick my cat into being your friend if you give them a lick of nacho cheese. But just one lick.

Also they won’t be your friend in the sense of cuddles, but they will sit nearby and slow blink at you if you do it first.

I will double down on hating it more, fine fine!

I really liked that Super Eyepatch Wolf video! I should rewatch it though, it’s been awhile.

Fucking love Highlights magazine! So great! I’ll still read one if I every saw it again!

Good baby! Orange baby!!

Pesto, chicken, mozzarella, on a sub roll. Maybe some other stuff. Ordered from the local sub shop.

Clearly couch is for cat, yes? Not for silly human, made for cat!

Seasonal Affective Disorder, probably!

Ooo he’s so cute! A lovely little void!

I’ll have to look into this! Husband loves sailing games, might make a good game and dlc to get him!

I am always like “This is yet another joke” and it’s not today! A delight!

From Rewatch With Love, if you like James Bond rewatch podcasts. Finished now so you could watch/listen to them all.

Eat horrible food, thanks!

It’s such a cute little game! A real delight to play.

Cooking is fun to mess around with. Especially when making slow cooker stuff. Random root vegetables? In you go. Sausage? Chicken? Either sure! Random penzeys spices? Yep yep!

Yep, why my screen is locked too. Trying to read stuff in bed the phone would just constantly judder around because I was laying on my side.

Very very innocent and good she says as well!

I was told all the things that could go wrong when I was a kid, and then my mother was all, why not have a kid, and I was just

“CAUSE IT’S A NIGHTMARE???” lol

Or just wait for your identical twin to buy a device that does six eggs at a time! It’s what I did.

This, however, makes way more than 6 eggs so it’s really good for when I need to make a bunch of deviled eggs, thanks!

I do because I mean to make chocolate chip banana bread, they get ripe, I turn away, oh FUCK they’re bad lmfao.