He’s respecting their privacy in a place where they HAVE to share space with him. Good guy contributor.
Unlike the camera person…
They’re having a conversation, he’s working. The caption is dumb.
ok mr no fun allowed
“it’s called dark humour, librul” vibe comment
Comedy is legal now which means really bad and stupid jokes that only alcoholic bigots would laugh at are funny again.
please please please i wanna be a comedian i want people to think im funny, im so lonely and miserable please ill be happy if you laugh please laugh, goddamnit laugh or ill vote for trump again
“You’re near a woman and aren’t sexually assaulting them? What are you gay?”
imagine not knowing basic public transport etiquette.
two friends sitting next to you is not an invite for sex.
Agreed. The woman in the middle should tell the other to please stop interrupting and continue pair programming
You’re right. He should sit and stare at them instead
Are you telling me he should be hitting on them in this situation?
Sitting next to a (supposedly) random dude and visibly being comfortable and not nervous is a green flag for the programmer.
It means he’s showered in the last week.
That’s because he showers once a month but this was taken on the first week of that month
I get the feeling someone’s done their room up to look like a train carriage, and maybe has a very specific fantasy life.
… his priorities are correct.
Trace his eye vector.
… yep, that appears to be a North Korean hacker/music/ai-slop group he’s currently looking into.
How often do you run into that on a metro, as opposed to… some gals going clubbing?
Wish I was intelligent enough to contribute meaningfully. Instead I just consume and occasionally donate.
Knowledge knows no bounds. Being smart is about always learning and reevaluating the foundations.
Smart people always are eager to learn. Self-claimed intellectuals often aren’t broad in mind, just confident.
I think that’s called being a “sugar daddy.”
Hey now…
I really don’t mean this as an insult, but you don’t need to be ‘smart’ to contribute.
Take a picture of a bunny, post it to bun alert.
Take a picture of your balls, post it to gone wild.
(well ok maybe don’t jump straight to that)
Ask a stupid question on no stupid questions.
Have a political opinion, on the internet.
Find a niche comm for a video game and ask something about it.
Find a neat chart and post it to data is beautiful.
Probably the worst thing that can happen is … some random assholes give you the wrong color arrow thingy. Who cares! Fuck em! Its just numbers on a screen!
Maybe they are a thing considering how close he is to her?
I don’t know for sure, but I think he runs Arch. Btw.
It looks like she’s sitting close to him, but there’s an entire league between them.







