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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Is that sourdough bread on your counter, or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that sourdough bread on your counter, or are you just happy to see me?

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I think it has a yeast infection

    • starik@lemmy.today
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      Sorry, someone else already called dibs.

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    call dibs on the inevitable yeast joke

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    Looks delicious, would love to eat it! 😋

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      But can you find the starting point?

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        I just ask whoever gave me the bread the best manner of eating it. Every loaf is different you know.

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    I could eat a loaf for hours.

    –Nick Cage

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    I should call her.

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      Do NOT call her.

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    Breadussy ! Hot and moist

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    Fleshlight, 2500 B.C.

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    Me: NNN is going really well
    The bread on the counter:

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    Sourdussy

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    Be sure to warm it up first before you dive in

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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Something something footlong

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    I wanna eat that bread.

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    American Bread

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    Yeasty goodness

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