• DandomRude@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    But the U.S. will immediately declare war on football, invade Switzerland, and rename the sport “soccer” once and for all…

    The cheese will end up tasting bland and insipid, too…

    /s, of course—fuck that orange pedo and his despicable minions anyway.