grab a sniper and get to work.
Chaos.
Get right with Jesus
Eat till I threw up
Shoot a billionaire
for legal reasons: “a billionaire” is what I call heroin.
you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.
you need more than a day
also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance
you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad
walk up to any old lady with a bad hip
figure out if she has Alzheimer’s
if she does
congratulations, you are her relative
dig through her medicine cabinet
look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps
don’t actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn’t your last day
My attorney has recommended that I do not answer this question.
I read this as in ‘Fear and loathing in Las Vegas’
Same thing we do every day. Take over the world.
Plan A: Mostly just play my guitars. Probably cook a nice dinner: steak, baked potato, asparagus, beer, ice cream. Talk about movies with my son (his favorite subject), and make sure to tell him that’s he’s the only thing that was ever truly important to me. Then I could go happy.
Plan B: Go to the state capital, and take out as many MAGAs as I can.
This was the most wholesome response. You can live.
Aw. I was looking forward to it.
Freeze with indecision
Die
I wrote a whole thing and deleted it, but…
Two chicks at the same time, dude!
But, not really.
One day is both too much, and not enough.
Spend it with as much family as I could, both human and nonhuman.
I’d try doing some Luigi shit
Hang out with my kids all day. Luckily I’m doing that now so I’m good
hmmm. Probably a bunch of drugs, call the people I love. play some vidya games with some on-line friends I’ve grown to care about. Eat the most delicious foods, and lots of them, maybe even induce vomiting so I can eat more without feeling gross. I… really like chocolate covered pretzels and pizza. Go for a walk in nature on shrooms. Attempt to set up a three-way, fail.
