• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    I just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard’s College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don’t recommend it, they’re all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers

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      23 days ago

      I’m sure the Unseen University would have a reality altering war amongst the faculty just to figure out what wishes to ask the genie for.