BlonksClown@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoYou're 17 and at a house party. You shit your pants. What do you do?message-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareYou're 17 and at a house party. You shit your pants. What do you do?BlonksClown@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·8 hours agoI don’t care if I don’t have a ride or how far I would have to walk. Just start walking. Hell, I’m not even worried about being abducted, cause I already shit myself
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 hours agoI’m just picturing walking home and a van pulls up. Guys with guns jump out and scream “get in the van!” “whats that smell?” and you reply “I shit my pants” “forget it, get out. We’ll find someone else who isn’t covered in their shit… And we’ll send you the bill for cleaning our seat!”
I don’t care if I don’t have a ride or how far I would have to walk. Just start walking. Hell, I’m not even worried about being abducted, cause I already shit myself
I’m just picturing walking home and a van pulls up. Guys with guns jump out and scream “get in the van!”
“whats that smell?” and you reply “I shit my pants”
“forget it, get out. We’ll find someone else who isn’t covered in their shit… And we’ll send you the bill for cleaning our seat!”