Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前Consumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comexternal-linkmessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down15
arrow-up1509arrow-down1external-linkConsumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comNumber1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square59fedilink
minus-squareAlien Nathan Edward@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 年前Hershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前We apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Shareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Hershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
We apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
Well, now we know where the lead came from
Shareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Pretty much.