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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Megabyte:

    • partofthevoice@lemmy.zip
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      Gigabyte:

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        Terrabyte:

        • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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          Petabyte

    • RustySharp@programming.dev
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      Looks more like a panTerabyte

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “some sort of elaborate Peta-bite image”

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        I wouldn’t suggest petting that bite. It’ll take a chunk.

    • trashman@feddit.org
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      Now I get it!

      “I am never gonna financially recover from this.”

      Joe predicted the AI memory crisis. Mind blown!

  • BitsAndBites@lemmy.world
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    You rang?

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      Now I wanna see an animated Beetlejuice/Addams Family crossover

    • CodyIT@programming.devOP
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      Oh hi there! 😆

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    Word:-)

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    Word=4bytes Dword=8bytes=2words Qword=16bytes=4words

    *On a 32-bit, x86 arch. The word size on Voyager is like 12-bits or something odd.

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    Wtf is a nibble?

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      Half of a byte

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        What’s the other half called?

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          jeremy

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          Wait until you learn what the other seven parts of a byte are called when the first one is called a bit.

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          One is called high nibble, the other half is called low nibble

          • stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world
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            Sounds like a case for the beauty doc

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          Ellbin

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      Two crumbs…

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