Well you are value…-able. I mean without your continued efforts at taking on workloads too high for the amount staff and while doing so for rock bottom that boss wouldn’t be recording nearly so much profit. You see, you’re very important. Thanks so much guys. We’ll have a pizza party after I’m back from vacation.
As a pizza guy, I hate delivering those pizza parties. It’s always a $300-500 order with a bunch of extra shit and 9 times out of 10, no tip whatsoever. They disrupt normal order flow too so other orders take longer which pisses those customers off so they tip less too.
Well you are value…-able. I mean without your continued efforts at taking on workloads too high for the amount staff and while doing so for rock bottom that boss wouldn’t be recording nearly so much profit. You see, you’re very important. Thanks so much guys. We’ll have a pizza party after I’m back from vacation.
As a pizza guy, I hate delivering those pizza parties. It’s always a $300-500 order with a bunch of extra shit and 9 times out of 10, no tip whatsoever. They disrupt normal order flow too so other orders take longer which pisses those customers off so they tip less too.
Fuck corporate pizza parties.
Show me on the doll which of the big box retailers pizza partied you bro, it’s ok it’s the first step to healing.