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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 21 days ago

Had me in the first part

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Had me in the first part

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 21 days ago
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    Are we going to repeat the same joke for each new model released…

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      Yes. Also:

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      Dead internet fact.

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      Are these even real people or bot accounts other AI companies use to shit talk each other

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    I’ve never seen a “refactor” create substantially more lines of code.

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      follow clean code book best practices once, you will

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    If it’s adding that many lines, it’s not refactoring. It’s just adding slop.

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      Yeah, adding that many lines does not sound like a cleanup to me. Unless it’s mostly adding unit tests.

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      I would think that modularizing a big block of code would have to add more lines, would it not?

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        Okay, but also remove more I guess.

        The overall LoC might still be up, but not at this ratio

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      It’s like “fuck this codebase, we delete everything and start over”.

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    +55653

    Says everything I need to know about the change.

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    If the movie Tron were true, or The Matrix, and code was alive and sentient, things like this would be horror on the level of the Star Trek: TMP transporter accident.

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      It’s beyond spaghetti code. We need a new word for it: Cthulhu code

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        Codethulhu. Though that name isn’t mine. I grabbed it from an old story about a company that kept a code base composed exclusively of decompiled Java.

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          Sounds atrocious

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            Aha, found it: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Call_of_Codethulhu

            (It’s worse than I remember)

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        There’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?

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          Sounds kinda like my psychiatric history

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    Have enough monkeys on a keyboard and eventually they’ll write a working program

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    I don’t recall this spell proc-ing while in Albion.

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      slams desk

      THANK YOU!

      Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this. Couldn’t help but wonder when the new Fable was numbered like that…

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    As an exercise to see what it would do, sure. But this just isn’t how one should go about this.

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    Ah yes the good ol asaert(true);

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