I’m so keeno on Beef-A-Reeno, what a delicious cusino fit for king and queeno
This is a golden opportunity for human powered rickshaws to take over. The horses get to retire and the drivers get lots of exercise. Win-win.
Apparently the Big Apple is way ahead of you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickshaws_in_the_United_States
In New York, human powered transport is available as an environmentally friendly means of transit. Local residents in New York City, however, view pedicabs primarily as tourist vehicles due to their high fares and their drivers’ aggressive sales pitches to pedestrians. At a rate of $5 plus $1 per block per person, a 20-block (one mile) pedicab ride for two people will cost $50.[1][2] In a taxicab, the same ride would cost under $10.[3] According to Peter Meitzler of New York’s Manhattan Rickshaw Company, a passenger has an entirely different urban experience when one rides in a rickshaw. He says that he uses the word “rickshaw” in his company name because it is internationally known.[4]

So we’re banning artist now!? And we’re going to start by picking on the Georgia Okeefes of the horse world! Yeah they only draw Carts. But it is art!
I didn’t even know horses could draw.
You should see how fast they can draw a big iron.
It’s a well known fact, I’ve heard about it many times.
Beefarino sales are going to plummet
Rusty!
Let’s reviait that ban when gasoline prices keep rising.
This may come as a surprise to you, but there are ways to power vehicles other than gasoline.
Let’s revisit that as joke prices keep rising.
Invest in joke futures now!
End of an era.







