Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agoFor all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's testmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down120
arrow-up11.24Karrow-down1imageFor all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's testmedia.piefed.socialEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareTrigger2_2000@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up51·1 day agoJust read this to a beautiful woman I know. Her response: That’s not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.
minus-squareminorkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down2·1 day agoNeither is your future if your wife maintains such easily exploited vulnerabilities.
minus-squareElChinchilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 day agoBlink 8 times if you’re in danger
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up55·edit-21 day agoBlink 182 times if it’s just all the small things
minus-squareTrigger2_2000@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoDid they make a song about that?
minus-squareElChinchilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 day agoIf not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day ago And your boots and your sunglasses…geev dem toa meeh. — Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator
Just read this to a beautiful woman I know.
Her response: That’s not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.
Neither is your future if your wife maintains such easily exploited vulnerabilities.
Blink 8 times if you’re in danger
Blink 182 times if it’s just all the small things
Did they make a song about that?
If not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator
Den get to da choppah