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      9 hours ago

      Hmmm, that would be spectacular, but mercifully quick.

      Perhaps we could put them in a carbon fiber submersible and cycle it between the ocean floor and back until it delaminates. That way the evemt is still quick, but they’ll first endure hours of anticipation.

      …. Or we could just do it Mussolini style