partnerscollaborators. There fixed itSurely there’s the death penalty on treason, right?
What treason? Trump buying from Russia and ending sanctions. This is just the club following the leader.
We arent in the club so it seems confusing to us
“American partnerS”
So Musk, Trump…and who else is partnering with Putin? Any citizen of the US who partners with Putin is a traitor.
I pretty much disagree with Putin on just about everything… well, mostly everything. I think we’d agree that anyone at all who partners with him should be thrown out of a window.
Musk must be charged for treason.
He’s barely American. Born in South Africa, raised in Canada. Idk why people ever expected him to be an American patriot.

Oh right.
Definitely charged with election interference so… yes.
Is it really treason if it’s in line with what the government is doing?
It is if the government is also treasonous. Is it possible to charge an administration for treason? Perhaps we’ll see soon. Probably not, though.
No, but I bet we could be charged for treason for speaking against Cheesecake Saddam
Sorry to interrupt, but why the cheesecake? I just found it hilarious for some reason, but I’m not getting whether the cheesecake bears any hidden meaning I’m not getting.
The Cheesecake Factory is a restaurant chain. Its decor is intentionally over-the-top.
Saddam Hussein lived a very extravagant lifestyle, even by dictators’ standards, and famously built himself palaces so overfilled with gold and precious things that instead of looking luxurious they looked tacky and in horrible taste.
Obama joked that Trump’s White House looks like if Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory (Trump and MAGA took it about as well as you can imagine).
The brilliance of the joke is that, while being on the surface about interior design, Obama called Trump a narcissistic dictator getting rich by stealing from his own people. And clearly MAGAs choose to focus their response only on the Cheesecake part of the joke.
Thank you so much for explaining this! I felt like I really like the joke / name, but the context made it truly brilliant indeed!
Obama made a joke that the white house with the renovations under Trump (with all the gold and such) looks like as if Saddam opened a cheese factory. Of course the Republicans didn’t have any sense of humor…
You sort of have to go down the line person by person, but yes (assuming we still had a functional 3 branch government). Article II, Section 4 of the Constitution:
The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
He bought the government
It’s not like US elections weren’t rigged by massive campaign spending before. This is literally how the system is set up and worked for decades before. Musk just did it “right” by buying the biggest media platform of the time. People literally laughed at the massive financial loss he made with Twitter… then the government changed. Some still don’t get what Musk did there.
People being uninformed mixed with misinformed will be the death of this species
People were always uninformed and greed rules the world since at least ten centuries. We literally had leaded gasoline and chemicals killing the ozone layer.
But we also got MAD figured out - probably the biggest achievement in human existence. And we banned leaded gasoline and the ozone layer killer chemicals. We solved acid rain too.
I think, our species is actually progressing positively right now - even though it may not always look like that.I hope you’re right, I’m tired of drowning in division and idiocy.
Now there’s a summarial execution I wouldn’t mibd catching the livestream of
Decapitation by flying Tesla?
Hmmm, that would be spectacular, but mercifully quick.
Perhaps we could put them in a carbon fiber submersible and cycle it between the ocean floor and back until it delaminates. That way the evemt is still quick, but they’ll first endure hours of anticipation.
…. Or we could just do it Mussolini style
Maybe fill several cars with the DOGE team and see which can jump the grand canyon.
Yea let’s see the live stream firing squad of the orange one and his playboy.
Shit, I’d buy that pay-per-view
I’d wager Putin has some good kompromat on Muskrat.
He’s in the Epstein files… well, at least on the plane logs.
I think that if we’ve learned anything, it’s that being in those files means nothing.
At least in a huge portion of the West.
But Russia isn’t Israel. That the Mossad could force Musk to do anything they want doesn’t mean, Putin can too.
I think, this time it’s just Putin genuinely thinking that having his own Starlink would have made the Ukraine war so much easier - especially if his satellites would also have some electronic warfare equipment on board for jamming the real Starlink.
Musk is a traitor to humanity
And yet he walks fearlessly among us. We’re traitors to ourselves for letting them do this to us.
What happened to his little human shield he’d carry with him everywhere?
probably got too heavy for the guy whose only workout is flying high as a kite
Its his mom’s turn for custody now
Calling Musk an “American” is surely stretching the truth a bit, innit?
So is calling him a genius 🤷♂️
Anyone who legitimately thinks he’s a genius better bring a shovel to their next iq test.
Ol’ Pooty-poot is on a strict mushroom diet. Kept in the dark and fed bullshit.
Perfect environment for Musk to thrive
He needs to be jailed and then deported.
To South Africa, Canada doesn’t want him.
El Salvador.
I am hoping El Salvador.
I can see him mixing up the terms ‘American’ and ‘Asset’. At this point, they are quite synonymous.
Musk wanted to be Tony Stark. Somehow he ended up with Vladimir Putin in his fan club. The truly dystopian part isn’t the praise: it’s that one billionaire can turn critical communications infrastructure into his personal mood ring while governments keep treating him like a public utility with a podcast.
Another three sentence first comment on your own post that ends with a snappy metaphor. Might want to mix up your prompts.
Congrats on replacing the em-dash with a colon, though.
Edit: I don’t mind the content; I don’t think I’ve disagreed with anything this user’s “written”, but that doesn’t mean it’s not AI.
I’m heavily leaning towards bot or at least someone outsourcing their comments to AI. Their profile heavily advertises services for bots covertly pushing products on social media so this account is always a big red flag when I see it making these LLM-flavored quips.
I do mind the content. They post a lot of stuff from Futurism, which is about as low quality as you can get while still claiming to be journalism.
Now is it a bot or is it a lazy human?
Tell me more about your lazy human hypothesis.
I think it would take a bit of effort to run a bot manually. Maybe someone whose native english isn’t great so has the bot bot-write their ideas instead of translating them directly?
treating him like a public utility with a podcast
Elon Musk has a podcast? What does this mean?
No, but Musk provides essential services while regularly hijacking three hour podcasts to complain about the government and world in general.
The article literally continues by saying that this “close contact” is primarily about avoiding LEO object collisions.
I’m sure these oligarchs are colluding on other shit, but it’s completely disingenuous to try to frame this particular comment as anything other than for operational purposes.
This is a threat.
If Starlink displeases Putin, he can and may very well remove it.
Why would two people as high ranking in their respective “companies” need to talk to discuss something as technical as avoiding LEO collisions? Like how much does either really know about their current constellation configuration? Those are operational level concerns, not CEO/Country Leader level conversations.
They would talk to coordinate who to talk to, but that would probably be the end. It can show respect when a CEO reaches out to another CEO to say hey we need to work together on this, who should my guy reach out to at your place. Maybe the occasional update.
Nationalize SpaceX
My man Vladdy ensuring even higher midterms voter turnout.
Guys, have you not been listening to what was going on in Russia like for the last 20 years?
There were reports a year or so ago, of Musk acting as a message carrier between Trump and Putin.
Not like this is a surprise, but, well, there it is.
“We are in close contact with our American partners”, I am sure.















