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TadoTheRustacean@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

thisIsGoingToBeASeriousDebate

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thisIsGoingToBeASeriousDebate

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  • umbraroze@kbin.social
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    Oh you fancy PC people and your fancy syscall instruction.

    I still don’t know why I could remember jsr $ab1e. I didn’t even write that much assembly.

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    System.out.println

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    Console.WriteLine("Hello World!");

  • DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works
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    echo "Hello world"

    This is different from the other two echos here, this is Nim not Bash.

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    #include <stdio.h>
    
    int main(int argc, char** argv)
    {
        printf("hello, world");
    }
    
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    Ec Emm this side is the best one …

    ++++++++[< +++++++++>-]<. ++++[<+++++++>-]<+. +++++++… +++.

    ++++++[<+++++++>-]<++. ------------. ++++++[<+++++++++>-]<+. <. +++. ------. --------.

    ++++[<++++++++>-]<+.

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    https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/helloworld.html

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    echo Hello World
    
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    console.log(“Hello World!”)

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    Why do you call write() for every char? You can always just pass a pointer with its length.

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      I am not skilled enough to do that ngl

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    I thought the whole point of rust macros was to abstract away the scary asm at zero cost!

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    def main(): 
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    Camel case?

    this_is_not_going_to_be_a_serious_debate

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    dc <<<'10435358689859 70511561 11297399 23 5 3 2 ******P'

    note: lemmy’s “smart quotes” vs its input sanitization required me to code-format the second half of that line (and not the first half) to make it copy+paste runnable.

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    Hello, world!

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