I cooked, served, and ate dinner… for the glory of the empire!
I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!
…wait, this is how it started last time…
I made a cup of tea, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Ate a malt vinegar and sea salt potato chip, for the glory of the Empire!
Set SyncThing to run on startup for the glory of the empire
I got on the Stockholm metro to commute home…
…for the glory of the empire!
I browsed Lemmy for the glory of the Empire!
Tidied the kitchen FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I sat in a chair waiting at the dentist for the glory of the empire
I shared a meme FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I sipped on my coffee, for the glory of the empire!
Ooh, did it again, for the glory of the empire!
I just took a dump for the glory of the empire
Q’poop!
I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!
I hope you told her you were about to do it for the glory of the empire in your best klingon voice.
Hopefully in Klingon, so that she thought he had a hair in his throat
I cupped my nuts while reading this meme for the glory of the empire.
Emailed my congressional representatives FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!







