

Your interpretation is not without merit.
So glad these screenshots are in my photo library now.
The fact that human beings are not this flexible is the only reason we get anything done.
So glad I came in to read the comments… 😑
My understanding of english is that “the vet” is the subject in the first tweet. As such, they are referenced when the poster added “his own penis” in the second one…
This is not an ambiguous statement in standard American English.
It gets a directed reinterpretation with response.
Have you tried not staring at the cat doing it so much? Staring might be a turn on.
Well okay, so how much money does that translate to?
I don’t think the cat is being paid for it…
I think that’s meant to refer to the bill? Maybe? I’ve seen multiple videos of cats extending their paws when their owner jokes about posing feet for the camera though so who knows


