Status: Investigating
We’ve determined that the elevated load isn’t driven by an overall increase in traffic, but by a large number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable, which is shifting load onto the remaining infrastructure. We’re investigating what’s causing these servers to become unavailable while we work to safely return them to service.
Maybe they should try asking copilot why all those serves are unavailable.
“You’re absolutely right, turning those servers off as a cost-cutting effort was a mistake, and has caused more problems than it has solved. I’m still learning, so I appreciate your understanding and patience 🙏”
Something something paired core routers went down during audit tasks in AMER and EMEA knocking 2 AZs offline at the same time. Automation did what automation do and eff it all up. Now it takes all hands on deck to untangle it.
What my agency has been told.
Maybe they should try asking copilot why all those serves are unavailable.
Bad patch after patch Tuesday?
“You’re absolutely right, turning those servers off as a cost-cutting effort was a mistake, and has caused more problems than it has solved. I’m still learning, so I appreciate your understanding and patience 🙏”
Copilot is down too :-D
Is Clippy alright? Is he safe?
I don’t think anyone has heard from Clippy. I’m really worried right now.
He’s seen some shit. Literally.
Clippy joined Scientology and started asking too many questions about Shelly.
No, that’s normal.
If it’s down for another 6months maybe I’ll notice.
Is it fair to assume that any software failures moving forward are caused by vibecoding? 😅
I would like to think so
“Hey Cortana, why are we so bad at this?”
Something something paired core routers went down during audit tasks in AMER and EMEA knocking 2 AZs offline at the same time. Automation did what automation do and eff it all up. Now it takes all hands on deck to untangle it.
The internal messaging is nuts.
Copilot shit itself as well
load balancers are just turned into total load takers.
I see you have enterprise experience doing load balancing using DNS.
i wanted to make a crude glory hole joke but could not think of one good enough. also yes.
Maybe it’s time to impose restrictions on spam emails? I gave up deleting stuff a long time ago. Maybe less servers will be needed.
BGP? It’s probably BGP.