Many of us have heard the deprecating characterizations of many countries. Like Putin described the UK as an “insignificant little Island”, and Russia has been characterized as a “mob run gas station” or Trump calling El Salvador, Haiti and African countries as “shithole countries”.
Let’s flip things around for a bit of fun. After a heavy night of drinking with your country’s head of tourism, you have one shot to give your best self-depricating characterization of your country for a new border sign.
I’ll go first:
Welcome to Canada - Enjoy world class sexual assault in sport – Come and play!
“The world thinks we are efficient and have no humor. In reality, our trains are a joke.”
Ah! Home sweet home.
“Where the bureaucracy still mainly runs on fax machines.”
Hey, at least fax machines still work while Outlook is down.