“this doesn’t taste of anything” a disparaging remark
“I can’t feel anything” rather alarming at times
“I’m not touching anything at the moment” you’re either a master of stating the obvious, or you’ve just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable
Especially because it’s really hard to not touch anything, you’d need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching “air” as touching something.
But my balls will be slapping my thighs…
I can’t feel anything. That’s what she said :(
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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn’t a topic of conversation unless it’s urgent huh
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“it’s dark in here” normal regular observation
“finally some quiet” relatable exclamation
“doesn’t smell like anything in here” absolutely deranged sentence
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I’m on team nose!
I always say clean smells of nothing. Not chemicals, not lemon. If it’s clean, it should smell of nothing.
This would be a great cross post with shower thoughts, I actually thought I was there for a minute 😂
“It’s dark in here” Said when the room is expected to be lighter than usual.
“Finally some quiet” said when there was a noise that is now gone.
“Doesn’t smell like anything in here” Said when a smell was expected but is not found.
People do say it, this meme is weird.
People do say it, this meme is weird.
We already concluded that Lemmy will upbean anything, not surprised this meme is popular.
On the corner hand I unsubbed from the meme Reddit because it was horrible cringe. This meme doesn’t make sense (don’t really think it even qualifies as a meme), but it’s at least bearable and I understand the joke it’s attempting to make.
“I swear I left a dead body somewhere here three days ago. Why can’t I smell it?”
Also not smelling is neutral while the other two aren’t. Nobody said “there is an appropriate amount of light in here” or “there’s an expected amount of background noise”.
Dark and quiet are the extreme ends of the spectrum. I think smelling bad and good are the ends of the spectrum for smells, although smell is much more multi dimensional, but no smell is neutral.
In the quiet sentence it is implied that it was loud enough before for the commenter to appreciate the quiet.
The smell equivalent would be “it finally doesn’t stink anymore” or something like that, and it doesn’t sound weird at all.
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I get your general point, especially when coming home from vacation, but where do you live that the air outside stinks? You need to move lol
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Near the west coast of Canada, in a river valley. I guess the river carries clean mountain air in and pushes our stank out to sea? Or maybe my nose just isn’t very sensitive.
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been to places that smell like shit and i can’t wait to get out and i’m super glad when i finally get to a place and i’m like “wow it doesn’t smell like shit anymore”.
“Finally a breath of fresh air” said nobody ever.
Not for an area that is getting forest fires. Walk into a space that is being properly filtered and you 100% get a breath of fresh air.
Not for an area that is getting forest fires. Walk into a space that is being properly filtered and you 100% get a breath of fresh air.
I imagine dogs do
I feel like this was a dog asking this
Oh shit! Never thought of it like that
I laughed a nugget. “It kind smells in here, huh?”
