• FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Retirement?

    Good joke, tell me another: My generation is fucked and will be increasingly fucked in the future because of greedy assholes who got theirs then pulled up the ladder.

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      1 year ago

      My retirement plan is to die in the climate/water wars or famine or disease. If not then I’ll be working till I die. Both are suboptimal choices.

      My boomer parents try to help me feel better by reminding me of a social security that will not exist, pension funds that will not exist, and social stability that will not exist. Yay. Thanks.

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        1 year ago

        “Best I’ll be able to do is work a half day on the day of my funeral”

        And even then, the mandatory overtime is gonna make me late to my own damn funeral.