mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 年前What is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down10
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square34fedilink
minus-squarepikasaurX4@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前Me at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前Knowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
minus-squarePyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前You’ve said the word “lottery”. I am now obligated to mention that one thread where someone details exactly why you shouldn’t win the lottery, and what to do in the unfortunate event that you do. Sorry for linking to the hard-r.
Winning the lottery
Me at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
Knowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
You’ve said the word “lottery”. I am now obligated to mention that one thread where someone details exactly why you shouldn’t win the lottery, and what to do in the unfortunate event that you do.
Sorry for linking to the hard-r.