“Sorry, we’ve reserved all that stuff for our shareholders and executives. The best we can do is a pizza party. You want more? Fine. We’ll generously toss in some store bought cupcakes. Now get back to work! Our executives and shareholders want more money!”
Hmm… Have you tried motivating them with that stuff that motivates the shareholders? I think it’s called… Money?
Man, they’re already getting the legally required minimum wage for their territory.
What more can they offer?
“Sorry, we’ve reserved all that stuff for our shareholders and executives. The best we can do is a pizza party. You want more? Fine. We’ll generously toss in some store bought cupcakes. Now get back to work! Our executives and shareholders want more money!”
Nah, this is a restaurant, they’d prob just give them day old sandwiches.