I’ve been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That’s 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that’s 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I’ll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.
Ah you’re the reason why us Canadians abolished pennies
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Thanks for reminding me of UCB. Such a great show.
(in anime antagonist voice ) A brand new copy-pasta I haven’t read before ? Impossible !
Is…is this what people call art? It’s majestic…
New Thing Discovered!
I think ¢anada phassed-out Ass Pennies
How do you know those pennies weren’t pre-assed…multiple times…by multiple people…and sometimes not people
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Does it come with a muffler too?
Hopefully. I want to get one that makes my farts sound like a circa 2005 Fast and Furious Honda Civic.
You gotta provide ur own muff
In the women’s section, yes, and it’s worn in front.
SmartCheeky
Tic tacs. Shove them up your ass
Those horse pills?!
there was this charcoal underwear sold at one point.
Got wood?
I think it was this https://www.myshreddies.com/
I was more of a diamond Shreddies guy. Its just different, ok ?! And no I don’t wanna talk about it
Yes. I heard of something like that on the podcast “A problem squared”. It was a pill invented by some french doctor I think? I’m not sure.
Because of course it was the French 🧀🍷🐌 🦜
Just looked it up. He’s called Christian Poincheval and he’s not a doctor. The pill is called Pilule Pet which I think is a pun in french
“Petér” or something is fart in French. Pilule is “small pill”
Edit: Petér Griffin
Pop “Charcoal Shreddies” into a search engine.
That sounds just awful
It’s charcoal infused undies called Shreddies lol. They also have a banana shaped items that sits in between your butt cheeks to filter them toots.
Air
betweenon a G-String
I use wintergreen life saver mints as suppositories. Be sure they are in the correct orientation, the hole is for the farts to pass through.
Little known fact: anything can be a suppository with enough force, a lil elbow grease, and the right attitude
And lube, please don’t forget the lube
elbow grease
Already gotchu covered
It’s funny, there is a lube called elbow grease. Here
Do they also change fart sounds to a wheeeeezzzzz ??? We need that product
There are “internal deodorants” like this one https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismuth_subgallate
It’s available over the counter.
To bad theres not
roll-onroll-in ;)
Gelomyrthol makes my farts smell like mint after taking them for a few days 😅
That an antibiotic?
Edit: rectified eucaplyptus, well that makes sense. Might wanna double-check on how they “rectify” it. Might be to literal for IRL
High dietary fiber like beer, veggies, or beans creates large amounts of gas, but meat is what makes it smell bad. In my opinion pork is the worst, beef is not great, and chicken is still bad but the least offensive. Eggs can be sulphuric. If you want to deodorize your farts try being vegetarian for 2 or 3 days.
