Casual sex has always implied the existence of competitive sex. Glad to see we’re finally getting there.
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North America
Good old fashion drug enhanced sports
Also the rest of the world… 😅
We don’t have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.
I wasn’t talking about the commercials lol
E: What, y’all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?
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ITT: POV: Someone posted meme with No one:
Do they have a losers bracket? Cause then I might have a shot.
Double elim
The important thing is not to win, but to take part.
Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?
Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.
I think we’re going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.
I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.
Will they drug test?
if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex
Last one to bleed wins
This is already a thing at Burning Man
I imagine it will be more like couples’ skating than a 1 v 1 competition.
pornstars:
The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport
What’s your sex elo?
I’d be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.
Sex elo hell is real!
It’s only natural, since everyone seems to be upset about the difficulty in casual and hobby circles
I think i’ve read a hentai manga with this exact plot.
Finally! A spectator sport that isn’t boring as hell.