Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago“It’s not that hard”sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up1790arrow-down151
arrow-up1739arrow-down1image“It’s not that hard”sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years agomessage-square133fedilink
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up49·3 years agoQuick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.
minus-squarehemmes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·edit-23 years agoActually on second thought, let’s just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that’s JavaScript.
minus-squareKata1yst@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 years agoA notebook and crayons? I think you’d just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like “bulletproof” and “anti-gas attack”. Just like the poor Tesla design team.
minus-squarehansl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 years agoWasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…
Quick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.
Actually on second thought, let’s just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that’s JavaScript.
A notebook and crayons? I think you’d just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like “bulletproof” and “anti-gas attack”.
Just like the poor Tesla design team.
Wasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…