• Dojan@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Oh you don’t want to know exactly how many pubes your grandmother shed in her lifetime? You don’t care to know what the sewage of tasted like in London on Sunday, the 16th of July 1882? You don’t burn with desire to learn what it feels like to get your viscera torn out by a hungry lion?

        Weak!

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      2 years ago

      I’m already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.

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        2 years ago

        You’d be one hell of a schmoozer as you’d know exactly what to say to people to connect with them.