This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.
PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.
And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.
Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.
This was my exact assessment. I like how u think
I just questioned this elsewhere and am in full agreement. Should be a pie.
Your comment makes me think that we’re missing (at least) one of configurations on the diagram, the one where two bases are perpendicular to each other. A slice of pizza will have that configuration, but I am too culinary-challenged to imagine anything else by that shape to name it after 🤔
What’s your opinion on thin-crust pizza? Is it toast? I feel like it’s toast.
you know what, yeah actually, i think i agree with that too!
So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?
Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did…
And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔
If you don’t like science go live in the woods.
A taquito is sushi
That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas.
I would find it a tad odd to refer to a hotdog as simply a sandwich, because we have a more precise and common word for it, but I would understand nonetheless.
Not just because of this debate, but also because when you use the ingredients separately you get weiner sandwiches and hot dog bun sandwiches.
It would be odd to call champagne wine, but still understandable. Same for calling a lava lamp an incandescent light. Actually, this would probably work for lots of genericized tradmarks, like jello, bandaid, dumpster, zamboni, kleenex, zipper, velcro, and so on.
Well, in the case when a table is empty except for the
hotdogsandwich in question, I would maybe understand. But I imagine myself to be quite dumbfounded with such a namingAt this point, it’s pretty hard to find a natural opinion on hotdogs as sandwiches sunce everyone has heard of the great sandwich debate, but I don’t think it’s a big leap. I think calling a hamburger a sandwich is about as weird, for example.
canoli = sushi
Big Mac = cake
Lasagne = cake
This one I can get behind. A delicious cheesy noodle tomato meat cake. Yumm.
The cake is a lie.
I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.
Hear me out -
It’s a ring torus with a a different substance inside.
It’s a filled donut.
Certainly sushi if it’s just a slice
Lasagne is cake?
As are Big Macs.
That’s my big take away from this.
Bolognese flavoured cake with bechamel icing.
I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast
Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally “to roll.”
Everyone in this thread is ignoring a lot, mostly that vastly different preparation methods van make the same structure, and the same method vastly different structures. Like pasta, which category you get depends on exactly what kind you have.
A stuffed crust pizza would be a calzone only when it’s still yet to be cut into slices.
The moment a slice is removed from the whole would be when it becomes sushi.
The image specifically talks about a slice 🍕
I was thinking the same, but then realized it’s probably just quiche.
Club sandwich? Actually cake.
So a Big Mac is cake?
A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.
Pizza being toast is acceptable to me
An enchilada is sushi?
Yeah that topology is probably better described as burrito
Burritos are closed on the ends, my Mexican food-challenged amigo.
Sometimes only one end, making them a quiche.
So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.
I feel like taco is too specific and that there is a better word that covers tacos and submarines. I just can’t come up with the word…
Lasagna is cake?
Always has been.
The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh
I guess the air is a mixed salad of gas molecules…
