• Killer
• Kitty McCatface
• Shithead
• Furface
• Robin Williams
• Fuzzbutt
• Captain Spaulding
• Shed Machine 9000
• Jim

So I’m a bad person for making a dumb joke about vaginas? Sainthood is the only criteria. Got it.

Sounds like you’re hanging around the wrong guys.

Yeah, I’d shoot two portals in a vertical line

Undo my belt, lean in and

Change pants without having to look down

Also I’d suck my own diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

It’s amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

To me, this is a valid use for AI. You can get a decently professional looking poster made inexpensively. Inexpensive is what small businesses need, and this way, they can compete with the big guys. Their only other options are to pay big bucks that they might not be able to afford or make their own, which will likely look crappy. I’m fine with it.

Our local high school uses AI to make posters for sports events and I’m cool with that too. I’d rather they use AI to make posters than to use their budget on someone to make it professionally.

Moxie, a regional soda in Maine. Imagine Dr Pepper mixed with root beer and cough syrup. Yeah, disgusting. Most do hate it, but there are enough people who like it to warrant a Moxie festival every year.

This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.

Up next: introducing leaded gasoline! It prevents engine knocking!

Elder millennial from Maine. Can confirm.

Does a roast count?

That didn’t even occur to me. Fucked up for sure.

Turn it into a joke: What do you call someone who masturbates to people crying? A tear jerker.

I’ve been saying that Canada should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Canada.

Everybody discussing whether or not tomatoes are a fruit, meanwhile, mushrooms hanging out with the vegetables, despite not even being a plant.

I always use my PIN number at the ATM machine.

Icestorm

I prefer 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

I’m on the “do nothing different” diet. In just two weeks, I lost 14 days!