It’s been a long time since I’ve been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

laughs in Futurama

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

37 times? In a row?

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they’re rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don’t have health insurance.

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

My first thought: “Princess Diana was a real person.”

Derp

Yes Babe, I am real man

I’m in the US and I can do this. I call my primary care, they connect me with a nurse, and I tell them what’s going on. They will then inform me if I should go to UC, ER, or wait for an appointment. The primary care office even has a walk in clinic as an option. This is why it’s good to have a primary care physician, even if insurance doesn’t require it.

Lemmyvores?

No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀

Perhaps I should have said “plush dog.”

I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal “security blanket.”

The Mask is sssssmokin’!

On the delete key!

Do it. Doitdoitdoitdoit!

While it might be nice to see how the world has changed, I don’t want to tarnish this amazing movie’s legacy.

I’d rather see a posting match over who can pay the most taxes.