We should hold a vote to decide the spelling we can hold it next chewsday.

Lisp has an S.

The fear of long words is “hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”

Queue has 4 silent letters, in a line.

Plough, through, and trough don’t rhyme, but pony and bologna do.

You park in your driveway, but drive on a parkway.

I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor and weigh. We live in a weird society.

In Britain, post is delivered by the Royal Mail. In the US, mail is delivered by the Post Office

Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Midwife time!

In the northeast, Aroma Joe’s is better and uses ethically sourced beans. They focus on their drinks and food is an afterthought, exactly what I’m looking for. I just want a tasty, quick, inexpensive espresso drink that I just can’t make at home.

Ehhhh…It’s pajama day, not “what you wear while sleeping” day. Pajamas are a type of clothing, ranging from little kid onesies to lounge pants/shorts and an oversized shirt.

For example, I wear pajama pants and a t-shirt in the evening, but strip down to my boxers before getting in bed. If I participated in pajama day, I’d wear the bottoms and my funniest t-shirt, not just boxers.

It’s a Hot Dog Summer!

I distinctly remember the Berlin Wall coming down. It was a big deal for a while. I couldn’t tell you why it was important, but I knew it was happening.

When did I stumble into an AI recreation of Lemmy? This is on brand, but something isn’t quite right.

Doctor Who: had a woman Doctor once

Don’t forget about the wokeness of the 15th and 16th Doctors.

Wait, they’re not upset about their vacuum cleaner after all? Who knew?

Perfect.

Well that certainly is where you find anal.

Works with vehicle models too.

• Anal Wrangler
• Anal Charger
• Anal Windstar
• Anal Ram
• Anal Voyager
• Anal Explorer

You forgot the pre-1700s picture where all of the US is red.

American here. I work for a company that gives 5 weeks per year. It’s great. I can take a 1-2 week vacation in the summer and various days and weeks off throughout the year. It doesn’t hurt that my boss is great and almost never says no to time off. “Hey, this project is draining. I could really use a week off for mental recovery. It looks like nobody is off next week.” “Go for it.”

It’s possible, fellow Americans. Unions are the way.

In my best Arnold impersonation: “You named your cat Julius!”

Wow, I could not have imagined that gluten free would be so accurate. It’s a great representation of how it’s missing something major, but I guess it’s still bread.

My favorite rock has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.

Yes