“I saw a suspicious person walking with a dog this evening”

I used to have a motorcycle that would give a couple of pops out of the exhaust if I closed the throttle too fast. I wonder how many Nextdoor conversations it started?

Bro I play cod I know what guns sounds like gtfo

This also happens daily on the Ring camera app lol

Sounds like if the doggies at home figured out how to type. “Oh no what’s that?! Maybe A MURDERER!?” :-P

Also “I saw a car I didn’t recognize slow down in front of my house, so I called the cops. It was obviously a drug dealer.”

I’m British so I’d be pretty sure they were fireworks where I live.

But I’d still be a bit on edge. There’s a good chance it’s either being set off by a bunch of dumb kids throwing them at each other in the street who’d stab me if I confronted them or by some complete moron who has no idea what they’re doing and it could go fucking anywhere.

“This guy came to my door and rang my doorbell. I don’t recognize him, but he’s black. I’ve informed the police.”