sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 年前No doubt. Wanna fight me?media.kbin.runimagemessage-square201fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down165
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minus-squareemail@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up67arrow-down2·edit-21 年前Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 年前If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 年前Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
minus-squareTurboWafflz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 年前I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier
minus-squareconfused_code_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 年前Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.
minus-squareScissors61@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前No wonder Kojima only drinks movies
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive
Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
Yep but I am addicted to it
If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier
LMAO yeah I’m keeping it
Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.
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No wonder Kojima only drinks movies
it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive