Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes
Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.
Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it’s a food stand! Absurd!
Not queries, programs. They have pid
Shoot, you are
rightwrong. They are processes.Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent
The thing is, at first I actually, responded with “you are right”. See, humans make errors. Also, this isn’t a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)
Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100
If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?
The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.
Exactly lol. If it’s instant you know you fucked up
Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn’t cancel the request
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Tried looking. According to one of the users who posted it its by 0x00 whos the person who made floor 796. All things I can find relating to them are floor 796 related though and can’t find where this was originally posted
Heres floor 796 though if anyones interested https://floor796.com
8 JOINS??? ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE
You guys are only using 8 joins?
No, they are using an ORM.
It’s fine if they’re indexed correctly…
I worked on an enterprise wide medical record system for seventeen years.
It had 10000 tables in the schema. Our particular setup populated 1500 of them. ( yes I meant tables).
8+plus happened…
:(
So are you using FHIR yet?
Lol, is funny you ask. I mainly worked on interfaces.
The medical industry makes the banking industry look nimble.
The organization had a couple interfaces using the protocol when I left. But adoption is slow, just about everyone still uses HL7. But it has been a couple years.
I asked because I’ve been working in the same field for 10 years, interfaces as well. You can count our FHIR interfaces on one hand, the rest is DICOM, HL7 or proprietary.
Should have used Postgres…
Say it with me everyone, INDICES
MongoDB, on the other hand, is web scale.
Quick roll back the transaction
