What’s up with the cool startup names recently? First Palantir the fortune teller ball, now Helsing the vampire hunter? Fuck yeah, who doesn’t invest in these? /s

Imagine calling a pod a house.

I don’t, and I know that I’m fucked one day.

Revolt?

I travelled a lot and never pre booked more than the first night

Complete overhaul within a year. Would take 5 years nowadays.

That shit is too slow, you are blinded for a second until it detects you, I hate them.

Today’s Broccoli isn’t so different.

Now imagine being born in Europe around 1910

You seem to know nothing about Germany

You confuse them with US Americans.

Me with 24 :o

So if time travel gets invented, someone should travel back to 2016 to prevent the child from getting into the enclosure and everything will be good.

I buy products I don’t need on sale to save money

Buy baby oil.

Not made of babies.

Corporations wielding power over nations. This is exactly what was bound to happen with Starlink sooner or later, although it’s much earlier than anticipated.

Scrum is about transparency, not intransparency for a month

I was small phone enjoyer until my Sony Z3 Compact. I really liked it, but after it died, I tried bigger phones and I couldn’t go back.

Instructions unclear, fired 50% of people

Still doing plenty of those at work