Penis: it’s fucking time
Certainly makes it hard to pee
I don’t know what this meme is trying to say, pee is stored in the balls after all.
The bladder tells the balls that it’s time
This was me this morning and I hate it.
Only this morning? Lucky bastard.
Every single goddamn day… It doesn’t matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.
I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol
Biological clock in action
Every damn morning
Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature’s call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.
And then you’re 20 minutes late for work because you fell back asleep
Yeah, 20 if I’m lucky 😞
I am almost never able to get back to sleep after “answering the call.” It’s like the brain get a signal to start working.
It happens to me too, but I’m always grateful if I have even a few minutes to shut my eyes again. They usually feel dry/irritated because I’m a night owl and don’t give myself enough time to sleep.
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