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Like A Duck@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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  • juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Wtf i’m only realizing this now! Wtf after 30 years!!! Aaarrgggg

  • csm10495@sh.itjust.works
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    Is this actually the reason it’s called this? Like dead serious.

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      If it’s fake, it’s a decades old prank. I heard it used seriously pre-millennium.

      It fits extremely well. Software changes regularly. Hardware never changes, while firmware is mostly fixed, but can change periodically.

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    How am I just hearing about this now?

  • Kerrangutan@lemmy.one
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    Wait until you learn about wetware.

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    I love how everyone both believes this but is so upset that they didn’t realize that they need confirmation

  • DaudAfandi@lemmy.world
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    Is this true?

    • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      I want to believe…

      Also halfway between a bit and a byte is a nibble.

      • cynar@lemmy.world
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        I do love scientice’s collective sense of humour. I’d give good odds it was initially suggested down the pub (or similar).

        • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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          Science pubs are some of the best pubs.

      • Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The fact that Java compiles into Jars always makes me smile.

      • player_entity_t@programming.dev
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        QBasic came with NIBBLES.BAS, a snake game using text-mode characters as “pixels”. Specifically it faked a 80x50 “pixel” grid using the standard 80x25 text screen where each 8-bit (=1 byte) text character made up two monochrome pixels using ▄ or ▀ or █ or an empty space.

        I assume the name derived from the fact that, in a way, one pixel was “using half a byte”, i. e. a nibble.

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    To extend on the theme, can we start calling the codebases of platforms that have undergone enshitification “chodeware”?

    • JohnSmith@feddit.uk
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      Shitware, I’d think.

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        deleted by creator

  • xpinchx@lemmy.world
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    What’s next… Underware?

    • HubertManne@kbin.social
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      semper ubi sub ubi

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Half-chubware

  • dudinax@programming.dev
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    FIRMware is just SOFTware that’s HARD to INSTALL.

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    Bro

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