The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agoWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1553arrow-down132
arrow-up1521arrow-down1imageWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up102·2 years agoSo you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·2 years agoHe’s definitely up to something.
minus-squarebratosch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoMaybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
minus-squarePennyJim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoWho knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoOnly if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years ago It won’t become sentient in your kitchen. Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
minus-squareNeatNit@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 years agoIf your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible. But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 years agoQuery: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoStatement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
minus-squareEmerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoLove technology connections
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
He’s definitely up to something.
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Brave little guy
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
Love technology connections