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Well no shit! The depiction of a jetshark is a travesty. The real ones evolved over millions of years to follow the area rule.
Turbojet Jaws isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
When I was a kid, we had to worry about Street Sharks. Now we have to worry about Air Sharks too? Technology moves too fast.
They used to have to have rely on tornados, limiting their range and availability. Now they have sized the means of aerial supremacy and can fly when and where they choose.
Decidedly not Jawesome
Damn that rocket shark is about to fly right up that duck’s asshole.
“Rocket shark” is just a fun phrase, isn’t it?
Has to be jumping out of the water. C’mon let’s be scientifically accurate!
It’s a jet. See the intake and exhaust?
I hope Mr shark doesn’t miss and accidentally ingest waterfowl into a jet engine
Great white sharks have been filmed jumping out of the water. This one, however, seems to be turbojet powered.
I will be issuing these. They entitle you to shoot one shark out of the sky per tag.
It’s breathtaking
Of course you haven’t. That shark doesn’t have a registration number on the tailfin! That’s unacceptable!
Plus, I believe that it’s rabbit season.
Duck season.
Rabbit season!
