Linux gamer, retired aviator, profanity enthusiast

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  • Nope, I’ve got one worse: My father.

    Watching a movie. A character is introduced.

    My dad: Oh look who that is, it’s Fleeg Fleegerson. He was in, ooooooh, that movie with Heeb Leebert and Dick Tickle where the bad guys hold an airliner hostage as a misdirection for robbing it? Sky Hard? Yeah. And he died in the sequel. His dad used to be John Wayne’s shoe shiner’s understudy, married Cla Cla Rodrigruez, Fla Fla’s sister. You ever seen any of Fla Fla Rodriguez’s movies? She made 445 films between the age of 5 and 11 as the singing dancing child thing that didn’t get a real upbringing or childhood and they starved her so she’d stay short and it messed up her bones, and they gave her a gallon of laudanum a day for the pain, and then once she grew up she got typecast as a femme fatale in noir movies. She died in 2009 of huge pox, I hated to hear that.

    Also my dad: So now where are they going?













  • Ashens, but I can understand why, he’s been on youtube for 19 Earth years. He’s doing the same schtick he’s been doing since there was hope in the world, there’s basically no object that fits on a sofa he hasn’t snarked about. An entire registered voter’s life ago, he would do some quite edgy content, but it’s faded to snark. I wish him all the best, he seems to be an okay guy.

    The Modern Rogue face planted hard. I think Brushwood tried growing the business bigger and faster than it could, while making a few obvious mistakes.



  • Yeah, what was the name of the hilariously clumsy girl they had on that show for awhile?

    There was a rotating cast of interchangeable pretty women on that show whose job it was to point at the consumer goods being shamelessly advertised. One of them was hilariously bad at it; while showing off a refrigerator she’d pull out the crisper drawer then couldn’t get it back in so the door wouldn’t shut and solving that problem would pop the freezer open…she had a minor case of Tim Taylor’s disease.