You really don’t NEED to know anything about Eurovision. No one does…

Here’s what you need to know about Eurovision.

Don’t bother watching.

Edit: Hope you downvoters know that not only is Israel competing, but Palestinian flags are banned.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Artists from 37 countries across Europe and beyond will perform original songs — ranging from soaring power ballads to the bombastically ridiculous — to compete for the public’s vote, before a winner is chosen in a high-drama Grand Final.

“If you haven’t seen it or heard of it, you’re probably living in a sad world,” Silvester Belt, this year’s entrant from Lithuania, told NBC News.

Seven decades later, Eurovision is more beloved than ever, moving beyond TV to spawn a vast ecosystem of superfan blogs and social media accounts breathlessly covering its every development.

Iconic performances of past decades have included a group of Russian babushkas, a Finnish heavy metal band dressed as monsters, and a bearded Austrian drag queen singing what could have been a James Bond theme song.

“I think that the majority is in it to win it,” Eurovision co-host Petra Mede said, but some countries focus less on sending a strong singer, and more on a memorable performance that will have people talking, providing a “spectacular entry.

Klein performs in a blue suit with exaggerated pointy shoulder pads, with backup dancers who include a person in a bird costume wearing an E.U.-logo tie.

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Fuck Eurovision and their Zionists

First semifinal in just two days. If you have somewhere to watch it, I recommend it strongly.

Oh, and come on over and bring more life to !eurovision@lemmy.world :)