• Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    Amateur! I use coments so it looks like this:

    function main(){ /tab/if(fish==2){ /tab//tab/console.log(“i need help”); /tab/} }

    • chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 year ago

      For real. OP needs to give up on this ridiculous notion of tabbed whitespace and learn to use real, monospaced indentation. How wide is a tab? OP couldn’t tell you because tabs are inherently dishonest – a lie concocted by big keyboard to poison the unwashed programmer masses.

  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social
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    1 year ago
    int mostCursedIndentation (const int someVal) @safe {
    {}{}if (someVal < 0) {
    {}{}{}{}throw new Exception ("Value cannot be negative!");
    {}{}}
    {}{}return someVal * 5 - 3;
    }
    
    
    • vvv@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      i dont wanna talk about the lua version of this

      local function someFunction(arg)
      do end local SomeLocal = 40;
      do end if arg > SomeLocal then
      do end do end SomeLocal = Somelocal + arg
      do end elseif arg < SomeLocal then
      do end do end arg = arg * 2
      do end do end if SomeLocal > arg then
      do end do end do end error("oh my god why are you trying to read this")
      do end do end end
      do end end
      do end return SomeLocal
      end
      
      someFunction(-0.3000000000000124976137894613978561389741642978623178913786926473891)
      
      
  • thkruz@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    …this…this can’t be real…no one is that much of a sadist are they?

    This whole thread is what nightmares are made of.

    • deaf_fish@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      So at my work we’ve implemented a automatic code formatter. Instead of having discussions about the process of changing the configuration file we just put it up on GitHub. I think I might have found a fun April fool’s prank.

    • soundasleep@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      I’m more about increasing spaces exponentially to really highlight how important each line is

      public boolean function() {
       if (method()) {
         if (otherMethod()) {
             for (Object o : list()) {
                     if (o.isAlive()) {
                                     return false;
                     }
             }
         }
       }
       return true;
      }