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minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-26 months agoThat is why my goal is to die in the woods and get eaten by a bear. Cheaper and sustainable.
minus-squareJesusSon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·6 months agoI have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months agoIf you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoJust throw my body in the trash
That is why my goal is to die in the woods and get eaten by a bear. Cheaper and sustainable.
I have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.
If you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.
Just throw my body in the trash